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Writer's Block: Swine Times

  • May. 1st, 2009 at 12:47 AM
Tsurah Red

Are you worried about catching the swine flu? Do you have a plan for avoiding contagion or dealing with quarantine?


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One case of it has been confirmed near where I live. I'm deffo worried about catching it. I can't afford to be off work.

Jumby wants to be born!

  • Mar. 4th, 2009 at 11:32 PM
Love Jasper

So after a hard days work Leanne and I went to the cinema to watch The Unborn.

Hm. Ok. It was a jumpy film. Kinda scary. The plot? Kinda stupid. The lead woman girl person... over reacted to stupid things. "I have a twin who died in the womb? OMGWTFBBQ!"... But yeah. Very jumpy. *shudders*

It had our favourite Evil Vampire in too. Cam Giganget. Yah. Sexy body (a plus), squinty eyes (a minus). It also had Gary Oldman in as a Jewish Rabbi. I forgot he was in the film. The kid in the film is kinda freaky. All I know now is that I'm scared to look in a mirror in case there is a freaky little kid stood there watching me. Christie was supposed to come, too, however she had to go for tea with her parents. An excuse if any. See, she jumps at anything and screams really loud. She shat herself while watching the trailer to The Strangers. When we went to see Mirrors she wanted to run from the Cinema and didn't want to look in her rear view mirror on the drive home. She is a total wuss.

The cinema was packed out. We had to sit the second row from the screen which sucked. I could hardly see the whole screen; we were that close. I know my glasses had broke you know... that was too close.

Anyway, that's all I want to say. You should go see the film yourself and bring a change of pants. You may shit yourself, too.

Writer's Block: If Animals Could Talk

  • Mar. 2nd, 2009 at 10:53 PM
Tsurah Red

If you could ask your pet any question (and they could answer you), what would it be?

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I'd ask her a few questions. I'd ask the dog Tina, if she knew I was allergic to her and her reaction to this. If she was happy and what we could do to make her happier.

drunk

  • Mar. 1st, 2009 at 2:56 AM
Tsurah Red
OK so I've been out on the drink since 2pm. It's now almost 3am. I'm so drunk. I'm correcting my typing as I go. If anything slips thrugh, I'm sorry. I have anoither reason for this. My friend went to give me a hug and broke my glasses. So I'm now blind, too. I can't afford another pair. I don't know what to dooooo.

Yawn. I'm tired. I need to sleep now. I 'm so drunk though. I hope you all had a good day!

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